I Bought Every LaunchLab Coin for 24 Hours — Here’s What Happened - Lookonchain

I Bought Every LaunchLab Coin for 24 Hours — Here’s What Happened

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/4 hours ago

Over 24 hours, the author manually bought every coin launched on Raydiums LaunchLab, investing $10 in each and selling after 1 hour. Despite finger cramps and meme overload, the final PnL was surprisingly positive—even in a weak market. The experiment shows that chaos, caffeine, and commitment can sometimes pay off in crypto.

I bought every coin that launched on LaunchLab (Raydium) for a day.

Here’s what happened next:

Challenge rules:

- Invest $10 in each coin (0.075 SOL)
- Hold for 1 hour before selling
- No skipping (even if the memes are cringe af)

Only filter I used: Exclude NSFW.

So how did it go?

I don’t have any coding skills, so I did it all manually...

How did I survive that?

- Caffeine.
- Adrenaline.
- And a disturbing amount of finger cramps.

But there was one thing I didn't acount for...

I thought 15 SOL would be plenty for this little challenge

Especially since I’d be selling every hour

But boy was I wrong

The first few hours were nuts.

I bought 463 coins in the first hour. Close to 450 in the next.

LaunchLab was on fire

Memes dropping nonstop
(Most of them made me question humanity)

I actually started to panic about how much SOL I was burning on these coins

But then… things started slowing down

At one point, there were five full minutes without a single launch.

My clicking finger started to feel hope again.

But I was only 10 hours into the challenge...

In case you're wondering:

Yes, I had bathroom breaks

No, I didn’t pee in a bottle

Yes, I considered it

Let’s just say my phone came with me on a few… critical missions

Things stayed slower after that.

But I was still buying and selling 20–50 coins every hour.

And then finally, I sold my last one...

After 24 hours, my brain was mush

So I took a nap, then started crunching numbers

Did I make money?

Was it all worth it?

Well, here's the breakdown:

Let’s just say:

Blindly aping everything that launches isn’t a strategy.

But honestly?

PnL was way better than I expected - especially considering current market conditions

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